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I wouldn't want to listen to a shutter for a few minutes straight 
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Yes, yes...they are: Inside the plane that crash-landed - BBC News[^]
Yesterday's Dubai plane crash landing: footage from inside the plane.
So...a thin metal tube full of highly inflammable liquid has just crashed with you on board.
Do you:
1) Video what happens for posterity?
2) Make sure you get all your luggage from the overhead lockers?
3) Slowly move to the nearest emergency exit?
4) Get off that sucker as quickly as possible, helping others as you go?
Apparently it's 1, 2, and 3, but forget 4...
And right at the end, look at the engine that's on fire...
Very lucky people. Stupid, but lucky. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And right at the end
That is key. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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yep, saw that down here in the news on Aus TV - these are the people who are talking during the safety demonstration or ignoring it entirely and/or never read the safety card - yet they'd be the first to dial for a lawyer (presuming they did escape and didnt get bbq-d)
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Life won over Death but it does not happen every time really lucky people 
rahul
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Hmmm... smoking causes health issues and yet people still smoke.
Yes, people are that dim.
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Drinking water causes health issues and people still drink.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: smoking causes health issues and yet people still smoke.
Bacon causes health issues and yet people still eat it.
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No one cares about people's opinions on CP and yet people still give them. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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goes to show how much you love bacon 
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At least they remembered to film horizontally
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22/23/24
As written in some parts of the world.
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Nice one! 
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Avijnata wrote: As written in some parts of the world.When written properly.
FTFY
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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That one works as well:
24-23-22
It's only these countries that have no idea how to organise a date properly... 
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If it makes them feel better, I think the next one is pretty much US only:
32/33/34 == 27th Sept 2081
Unless you count
31/32/33 == 3rd Sept 2027
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A month from now is 22/32/42.
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16th September 2004?
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Muslim and chinese calender are written properly and still don't match
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Isn't that because Chinese calendar is not a purely lunar calendar?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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What about Jewish and Mayan?
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Exactly... that's the point.
I was lazy and only wrote those two, but of course there are still some more
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Let's shorten that to 1110, or 0xE
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 4-Aug-16 5:23am.
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