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We've had to do an unavoidable database update that will kill perf for a couple of hours. I'll be turning off bits related to the update, so certain things (mainly logging) will be unavailable.
Sorry everyone. Back soon.
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 3-Oct-16 0:33am.
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It's donut day - every week someone brings in a box of donuts or bagels for the rest of us to share.
Today my breakfast was a banana-nut muffin and lunch is a maple glazed buttermilk bar and chocolate glazed old-fashioned.
I'm pretty sure the bear-claw will be mine for later...
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Fry up for breakfast WITH BACON, salmon samiches and fruit on the beach for lunch and probably a salad if we ever get around to doing anything.
veni bibi saltavi
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Just out of curiosity, why do you think you are so special you need to broadcast your life to us?
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Too much sugar, which any fool could eat. Fortunately the (old) gods, in their wisdom, have shown us a much better way to consume it, in the form of alcohol.
I have been playing Skyrim and one of the city guards said to my character: "I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead."
So I just opened a bottle 'Thor's Hammer' and already feel happier. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah, its hard to resist when its right there in front of you. I prefer the 'once a week' discipline; just dont buy it from the supermarket, rather than have it in the home, but at work?
Cant you work from home on donut friday?
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@chris-maunderr
I refer all and sundry to this[^] post from Maunder to me a few hours short of a week ago. Then he followed it up with another[^] post to me yesterday.
Today I answer his challenge here[^].
Please pay attention to the 2nd word of the 2nd sentence of the 2nd paragraph. No tricks, no special characters and boom the filter code can suck my balls.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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 I just love this all.
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/ravi
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What are you guys talking about? It's filtered as far as I can see - unless a fix was made after this post.
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Nish Nishant wrote: unless a fix was made after this post.
Yep.
/ravi
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Thank you
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Michael Martin wrote: can suck my balls.
Considering your pre-occupation, today, with the above-quoted text, perhaps you ought to consider getting a pet (preferably toothless, I would guess, unless you're into adventure).
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Belgium, man! Belgium!
In my experience, that word is so offensive that even they who would protect us refuse to type it into a system that is meant to protect us from it. 
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That's not so hard you to do...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Was the Get His Burger Address given by April Ham Lincoln?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Errr... you might need to take some time off to regroup. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I give this a score of four.
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You forgot to add the 7!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Got a beef with Muricans?
/ravi
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You must be one of "the brave men, living or dead". Still trying to figure that out though.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yes, but it was written by his mistress, May O'Naise.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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During her salad days, no doubt.
/ravi
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Lettuce hope so.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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