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Do not thank me - NSFW[^]
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Busby Berkeley is spinning in his grave.
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The big stress of the competition and the testesteron when winning leads to high sexual activities.
I read somewhere that the olympic camp is a red hot mating scene, because these all young and well trained ladies and men know each other and they are far from home. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Each US olympic athlete is going to be issued 37 free condoms.
I wonder how they arrived at that number?
37 is Putin's favourite number.
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Would it not be easier to just pay them a bit more and let them buy their own?
It would save a few embarrassing questions about size requirements, for a start. Added to which, the exercise they'd get from walking to the shops might just be the difference between silver and gold.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Buying them in place can be difficult, as in some nations it may be exceedingly dangerous. The same applies with the single athletes' baggages so bringing them from home may be impossible.
Add the fact that many people are sexually very ignorant and won't use them unless compelled by the partner (something I will never understand)...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: Buying them in place can be difficult
Unlike all of the performance-enhancing drugs they've taken.
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Unlike all of the performance-enhancing drugs they've taken
Seriously, getting a condom in Iran can have you flogged or lynched by a mob of people. Performance enhancing drugs are of no concern to any relidiot so it's probably much safer to get them.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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True, it probably is awkward in some parts of the world - but Tokyo?
I still think it would be a whole lot easier just to say "don't forget to take some" and maybe give the team doctors a back-up supply than issue each individual with a very strange number!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Ok, asiatic people aren't well known for their wiener sizes. I have trouble finding the correct size in Europe, I probably would be driven mad in Japan.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I know the problem! 
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: few embarrassing questions about size requirements
Have you seen how tight the costumes are? Nobody needs to ask about size.
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That's what you get with only one goal: setting the fastest time to finish. You cannot simply achieve that in 1 attempt.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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They started with the average for ski jumpers and went downhill from there?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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We'll let you skate by with that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Guess I'm on thin ice eh?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Yes, skeleton[^] thin.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I wonder how they arrived at that number?
The correct number is 42. 37 is the result when a committee is asked to work it out.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I wonder how you got at that information 
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If you're writing an MVC5/EF6 app, and your model object contains a property called Model, you can't name the model's parameter prototype on the HttpPost methods "model". It will try to cast the Model property to the object type (in my case, Model was a string), and because you can't cast a complex object to a string, the ModelState.IsValid is false.
How's that for a whacked out discovery?
I want to tell everyone else in the office about this, but none of them are programmers.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Quote: I want to tell everyone else in the office about this, but none of them are programmers.
I feel your pain, buried among Java developers... 
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Just tell them anyway for sh*ts and giggles. See if they nod and pretend to understand. If they do get them to repeat it back to you.
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Found the same thing so renamed the column to "Gisele". 
I'll get my coat...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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For me, that would have required a update-database cycle, so I took the easy way out and renamed the method parameter to "kateUpton".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Was that an overloaded method?
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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