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I'm curious about what happens to them when they don't achieve the level of "greatness" that their names say they should.
At a younger age, the names may be cute for their parents, but they may not be really "playground safe".
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I fear other children will laugh at them and they'll have to suffer for the ignorance of their parents... 
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Yeah, it seems that the more you're laughed at and bullied the more likely it is you'll commit suicide.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: I'm curious about what happens to them when they don't achieve the level of "greatness" that their names say they should.
Don't be silly.
They'll all transform into Messiahs. Each and every one of them.
... Right after "Messiah" is taken on as the new name for street-gang leaders, if multiple reports about kids with aggrandising names are to be believed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, it does seem that way, doesn't it? 
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How the elephant do you make an 8 with pants?
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Looks like a bow that is most certainly not Cupid's.
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Shhh!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Just a lowly, lowly cook.
Which movie... ?
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The Ed Gein Story, starring Charlton Heston-Blumenthal.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"The Sous Vide Story" (there were silent esses in the quote you forgot to type)
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I don't care about the movie, but I want a piece of that cake! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Forget it! The cake is a lie.
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Almost, two slices left...
speramus in juniperus
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Yeah, but two ample slices! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Another one gone. Biting into the last piece...
speramus in juniperus
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Almas Pita for lunch today.
That's my lunch. :P
speramus in juniperus
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Antony Warrel-Tomson in the Rise of the Kitchen Appliance
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Gordon Ramsay: The Early Years
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Under Seasoned, starring Jamie Oliver.
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It's the one where he is on a boat, porking the captain's wife? She was a real sea-gal if my memory doesn't fail me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Well, whatever he was doing, it's a safe bet he didn't wash his hands -- I would never risk my health by eating anything prepared by Jaime "Dig-in-sh1t-then-make-dinner" Oliver.
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I didn't know - so searched for it...
Why do you thing that members of this site saw that movie?!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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