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I guess I'm not gettin' the gotten, now I feel rotten... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think he's been eating green bacon again
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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And no mention of Salma Hayek.
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Not allowed to due to a certain restraining order.
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Also called chastity belt.
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Why are you out-badgering Griff from eating Vegemite 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You don't need anything to prevent me eating ![Good Stuff | [The good stuff]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/vegemite.gif) 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: it's due
*its
Remember that pedantry rule ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You missed a few:
Nagy Vilmos wrote: telling is to behave
Should be "telling us to behave".
Nagy Vilmos wrote: lamenting death of
Should be "lamenting the death of".
Nagy Vilmos wrote: have gone reprimanded
Based on the context, that should almost certainly be "un-reprimanded".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Us olde members remember the days when within 83 seconds of a post with the word "GOTTEN", Chris would be in lamenting death of English As We Know It and telling is to behave.
I'd GOTTEN the impression that he's close to admitting that he's been wrong all along. (That should have GOTTEN get his attention).
BTW, there are rules for highlighting the word "gotten".
0) You can't highlight or otherwise embellish the word "gotten" unless used within the normal framework of a sentence. Doing so when you merely reference the word (usually contained within quotes) is not proper.
1) Embellishment must must include bold, italics and the big tags at the very minimum.
2) If you're concerned that Chris won't notice the word "gotten" in your message, more garish embellishments of the word "gotten" might be called for, such as direct font size manipulation, and or a color change (for an example refer to my use of the word "gotten" above).
Remember, no itch he can't scratch is worth the webs site it's written on unless everyone's GOTTEN to the same place mentally as far as the rules are concerned.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I think I've GOTTEN the message. 
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Hey, John, long time no see !
How is the new engine doing ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Gonna start buying parts "real soon now" (TM).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Teacher! Teacher! Look at me Teacher!
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
/ravi
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tish boom... 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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but she has a cute appendicitis...
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That's a nice appendix to the joke.
/ravi
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I wonder if the kids are his then? Used to be able to use paper bags but they only have plastic now and they don't work real well. 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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They work just fine. Oh! I see what your after.
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On a similar note...
A guy goes to the doctor, which gives him some really bad news. The guy says he wants a second opinion. The Dr. answers: Ok, you're ugly as well!
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This is hilarious, have my 5. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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/ravi
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Shoo! We'll mail you your coat and hat...
Will Rogers never met me.
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