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In space, no one can hear you fart!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: In space, no one can hear you fart!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor! 
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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... and you need to study IMDB to realise it was a play on a famous film tagline[^]! 
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Now that was funny! 
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Chris Quinn wrote: In space, no one can hear you fart!
And only you in your own space suit can smell it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They are both silent AND deadly!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Totally inconceivable.
Apollo only ever took three people into orbit, not 5!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Apollo only ever took three people into orbit at a time to the moon, not 5!
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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Dalek Dave wrote: inconceivable
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.[^]"
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My name is Inigo Montoya...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Totally inconceivable.
Apollo only ever took three people into orbit, not 5!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor!
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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Actually it was intentional.
Long standing meme about not going to the moon.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Aside from the fact LEM had only two seats, I'm more worried we hear the bum trumpet from outside the suit (a partial vacuum) what the elephant was he eating to generate a fart that powerful! 
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glennPattonWork wrote: Aside from the fact LEM had only two seats, I'm more worried we hear the bum trumpet from outside the suit (a partial vacuum) what the elephant was he eating to generate a fart that powerful!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor!
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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I did snort with laughter, I just find it a bit odd that everyone seems to regard the Apollo missions as either fake or a joke. Would love the Indians/Chinese to go up there grab a bit of the Apollo junk left on the surface and bring it back. 
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If they can find any. 
Just joking. I believe it really took place.
It would be impossible to fake given that the Russians (at the time) were able to track the mission from lift off to landing in the ocean back on earth.
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In spite of all the objections from the dullards that have no sense of humor, I thought it was brilliant. 
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Posting the same reply to numerous other postings does not mean you have a sense of humour!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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No it just means that multiple people need to be told.
Especially you.
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You have never heard of Post-ironic humour have you?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: You have never heard of Post-ironic humour have you?
If that is anything like British humour, then no.
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I did too! I wish commercials were half as entertaining!
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I expected a larger "finale" from the last astronaut seeing as he ate beans...
Hogan
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Now that's funny, wish more commercials were as entertaining.
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As some may already know I will finish my apprenticeship by the end of June this year and then join the Airforce (radar stuff) until end of November.
Ending my apprenticeship is sort of a big step: I will be a fully qualified Junior Software Developer afterwards, and there is a chance that I will be offered a job within my current company. However, I don't want to bet for that, and since we are undergoing major budget cuts the possibility that they will not offer me a job is there, that being the fact why I am looking around for myself a bit, too.
So here is the question: Any recommendations what I need to take care of?
Anyone knowing a company hiring Junior Devs (C++, C#) by the end of this year?
I am not really picky of the country and the industry, even though I'd prefer a job in the US, Canada or Europe and staying within the Medical Diagnostic Company.
I'd be also very happy if you could add any thoughts and/or experience you have on job search.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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