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Well, some of us got a charge out of it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Only if she performs some cunning stunts... [Sorry]
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All the ones I've met anyway 
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When you meet her, sparks will fly!
veni bibi saltavi
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Indeed, her personality is positively electric!
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Is that acceptable current usage?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Just had an email;
You've been selected as a Woman of Outstanding Leadership
It is my pleasure to inform you that your 2015 membership with the International Women's Leadership Association has been approved. You were considered for this honor based on your outstanding leadership skills, commitment to your profession, and contributions to your community.
Register today to take your place among other remarkable women; you have earned it and you deserve it.
My own fault for having a girl's name I guess.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Congratulations! 
while (true) {
continue;
}
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Congratulations! Next up will be winning the Readers Digest Prize Draw and an invitation to join the National Geographical Society!
veni bibi saltavi
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chriselst wrote: My own fault for having a girl's name I guess.
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Ah. That was supposed to arrive after the surgical team... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Time to dust off this old joke again;
I asked my mum where I got my looks from.
She replied "From me, of course".
I said "Ah, well that explains the tits and the facial hair".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Now all secrets come to the light....
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Evil Mastermind, remember? Did you think I planted all those webcams for fun?
Well, yes, OK, I did. But that doesn't mean I can't use them as well!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: webcams
Thanks for reminding me. Looks like the weather will be good over the weekend and I still have to get Bob ready for takeoff 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well done and congratulations, does this mean you get an automatic pay rise? 
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I believe that now I am a woman I get a pay reduction.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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 that's probably true.
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I don't know..are you fit?
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chriselst wrote: My own fault for having a girl's name I guess.
You named yourself? Surprised you wasn't nominated for the Remarkable Baby award.
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I got the same message many years ago. (same problem with name) It was before I knew about spam and I replied that they made a mistake.  
Glad I no longer have that email address.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I don't know any girls called Corporal?
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Got busted from Major 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Ay least you've been selected!
I have not and also have a girl's name...
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