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Some of your posts worry me regarding the future stability of the CodeProject site. Let's hope you're as good as most bosses and never touch the code. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Gorilla.bas was loads better - if I ever get the money for a HoloLens, I'm going to port it.
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That was my first PC game ever!
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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YES! Would love to set the gorillas up on my kitchen counter or my entertainment center. PLEASE!
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I see 'em every days at work...
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Chris... posting a link to a program written in BASIC?
Now, you're just making an ass of yourself...
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I followed all the rules when I wrote my HelloWorld.EXE
Why does the world keep ignoring me?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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"... Oh, sure.. 'just go up to the first person you see and start talking'..." 
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Because it makes use of GoodbyeCruelWorld.dll
This space for rent
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Because you wrote a program.
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Your OS is case sensitive.
Let's see how much time it takes people to figure out.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Time to get out the debugger.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Because it's become a cruel, jaded place - and your HelloWorld didn't post to Farcebook and Twatter.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Farcebook and Twatter
You children, you really know what's hip!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Oh yes, I'm down with the kidz.
Just signed up for MySpace!
And I'm using SnapChat to save all my selfies forever!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Try it with HelloWorld.Exe you camel 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Did you check your TCP/IP settings?
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Is your mouse properly connected?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Are all assemblies compiled too?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Ya forgot to switch it to release mode 
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Cause your main()'s return type was avoid.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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because rule #1: the world that is hello-ed to has no rule ...
is not followed rigorously, try again!
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