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First kick them, then ignore them.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Yup.
And there are other similarities between trolls and tyres, too -- e.g. both are dense shells with nothing but air inside.
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Did you see this one: Annual Budget Announcement[^] - I think it was written by George Osborne!
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Ah, now it all makes sense! Gideon, Dodgy Dave and Theresa NoYouMayNot have all been promoted from Scarfolk town council. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, why are planets shaped exactly like meatballs?
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And why did all the superstrings suddenly vanish?
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If your meatballs are the same shape as planets you're doing 'em wrong!
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9082365 wrote: If your meatballs are the same shape size as planets you're doing 'em wrong!
FTFY!
If your meatballs are the shape of Saturn, they're probably wrong. For the others, an oblate spheroid is pretty good!
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Quote: "It's a formal recognition that we are a church and that's just great," Ms Martyn said ahead of the ceremony.
Well, not so much actually! The right to solemnise marriages is not a recognition of anything in particular and never has been. I'm pretty sure that Scottish blacksmiths were never considered a church!
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Depends on the country.
The reason the Greta Green Blacksmith became so popular (and famous) was that English law required a "proper" church wedding, and Scottish law didn't - it allowed a Handfasting (basically a declaration before two witnesses).
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9082365 wrote: I'm pretty sure that Scottish blacksmiths were never considered a church!
It's because one of their number made shoes for the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
The history is there for all to see; you only have to have faith.
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It is a very interesting religion, because I really spaghettis (and a lot of it) 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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One of the best things about it is that you don't need a tinfoil hat, any more!
... Unless you've only got a plastic colander.
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KarstenK wrote: I really spaghettis
Well that raises interesting possibilities. Spaghetti as a verb. Hmm. 
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I think it's more a case of a missing verb.
I vote for "extrude".
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Seriously Nagy - stop reading now!
Phew! I'm stuffed!
Since Herself is still poorly (and to give myself an easy evening meal cookery session) I did a Full English Breakfast for lunch:
Home cured bacon (four thick slices).
Sausages (three).
Fried egg (one).
Black pudding (three slices).
Hash browns (two).
Baked beans (half a tin).
Tinned tomatoes (half a tin).
Mushrooms sauted in garlic butter (lots)
Toast (two slices)
Tea / coffee (one big mug)
It was hard enough to get it all on the plate, but now I'm pretty much incapable of movement for a while.
But...it tasted good, and it saves me cooking tonight (late biscuits and cheese when we get peckish).
Better than clear soup!
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That's just mean spirited. However, I would not expect anything less from you when it comes to teasing Nagy.
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Hey! No fair: I told him twice not to read it.
And I didn't mention clear soup once twice!
[edit]Oh, yes, I did, didn't I? Oops![/edit]
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Hash browns sound suspiciously un-English to me! I think a slap on the wrist administered by Delia Smith under the Unpatriotic Foods Act is the very least that you deserve!
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Pssst! It's not a secret that I don't live in England!
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hmmm
fried egg++
toast++
Tea -> endless mug
(baked beans, tinned tomatoes, mushrooms)-- .. 'meh', could do without
but on the whole, very yummy - problem is I'd be calculating how many km it equates to on the bike - likely I'd be riding for a week to work it off 
cheers Paul
btw English -> Aussie
'poorly' -> sick
'proper poorly' -> dead ??
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Go die in a fire!
veni bibi saltavi
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I did warn you.
You.
Specifically.
Warned. Twice.
I Told You Not To Do It.
But - Did You Listen?
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Oh, and I'm on second servings of the squit powder...
veni bibi saltavi
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