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glennPattonWork wrote: :BoomTishSquash:
FTFY
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1) What is the maximum number of football boots allowed on the playing surface (pitch) at the moment of kick-off?
2) For a "standard" pitch (105 by 68 metres) what is the longest possible legal pass?
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1) Too many.
2) Approximately 0.0689 Nautical Miles.
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What conversion did you use?
Google gave me: 0.06754641639540194531
Which is nearly 3 meters off!
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Hence the "approximately" - you forgot to allow for the ballistic curve distance.
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Interesting about the curve... though a pass would surely be the distance from point A to point B, rather than the distance travelled?
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Why do people always try to sneak up behind me with their torpedoes...
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Full stop.
Z minus 10,000m - stand by photon torpedoes!
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Shirley you mean Full Contact Golf.[^]
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football? which sort?
- association football
- Rugby Football
- Rugby League Football
- Rugby Sevens Football
- Touch Rugby Football
- American Football?
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There is only one sort - the rest have to have other words to qualify the bastardized version being played.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: There is only one sort - the rest have to have other words to qualify the bastardized version being played.
Not quite there's 3 forms of popular footy: League, Union and AFL.
Rumours are there is some soccer too (aka/proper name association football), not than anyone notices; for sure it's not ever called football/footy here unless preceded with the word "pooftah." (summary: hard to watch any game where the style and cleanliness of clothing and avoidance of sweat seems far more important than the comp.)
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You have been seduced by the dark side!
There is but one game of football - the beautiful game that is, indeed, more important than life or death (Bill Shankly). The rest are all unwatched and unloved games that no one cares about. 
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You missed out Boring football. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: You missed out Boring football.
no I did include soccer, it's real name is "association football " (so apt: a boring sounding name for a truly boring game.)
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Lopatir wrote: a truly boring game
So sad, time was when it was actually fun to watch; even for rugby fan like me.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: 1) What is the maximum number of football boots allowed on the playing surface (pitch) at the moment of kick-off?
46
Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: 2) For a "standard" pitch (105 by 68 metres) what is the longest possible legal pass?
125m
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Go on...
The only reason I answered is because I was expecting something to be "non-obvious" and I was interested in knowing what it was.
I certainly wouldn't count the additional officials as being "on the pitch", so surely it's only 22 players and 1 referee?
And not sure how the pass distance can be wrong, surely that is just corner to corner?
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Corner to corner yes - not a straight line though
(This question was from a real pub quiz and very nearly caused a fight)
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I did consider that, but how would it be possible to know? Depends how high you can kick the ball... or is there technically a maximum "legal height" for a ball? Though that would be pretty difficult to enforce. Hence you can only really give a point-to-point answer.
I guess you could kick it to one corner and then a strong gust of wind could send it right back to the original corner doubling the length... but then maybe the wind suddenly changes direction and sends it back yet again.
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Too easy, the answer is obviously 42
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