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That's C++, not c***
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oh yes I can! 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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There is now a putt-putt golf course running through the forest of cubes here.
My cube now sits on the end of the 6th hole.
 Why must they do this sh*t whilst I have a production problem to fix?
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They are just doing it to PUTT you off 
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I think you're right. A little birdie told me.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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My situation is even worse, my house is on a golf course (not a joke)
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That was some poor neighborhood planning. Usually, the houses are beside the golf course.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Although if it was mini golf and he lives in a windmill.
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Does that make it a green house?
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Indeed, and the greenhouse effect bothers me too
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Consider yourself lucky it isn't on a shooting range... Although getting a visit from JSOP could be fun 
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That'll be the day, JSOP in Holland 
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: Why must they do this sh*t whilst I have a production problem to fix?
If it wasn't a production problem it wouldn't be a problem?
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Production problems are a "drop everything and fix it now" kind of thing. People can't do their primary jobs, systems down ...
Other problems, like a piece of software won't install on a machine, can wait.
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With 40 years of development experience and 25 in server side development I know what the term means.
When I work, I work. So if someone was winging golf balls into my cube every couple of minutes the nature of the work would not matter.
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No not reputation points, notifications. I have 99+
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Congratulations! Have another one! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Notorious B.I.G. ! 
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Pom Pey wrote: I have 99+
Now you have 99++.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Does reading while sunbathing make you well red?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In my case, yes. I can read for 7-9 hours straight forgetting about the environment and my body.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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followed by well done?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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