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Notes all over the place.
And a Hanuman (the code monkey) figurine.
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We have a clear desk policy a work. On mind I have a light saber that I took off the kids as they we hitting each other with it, a camper van model and a ball that once it hits something it will giggle for ages.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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A couple mech figures from Fang of the Sun, an old airplane compass, and a set of badge ribbons and program from the last penguicon.
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Mark Randel wrote: I'm just curious what sort of desk toys do you guys prefer?
Animist jujus blessed/empowered on a dark-of-the moon's midnight at a cremation ground by defrocked monks performing secret rites.
cheers, Bill
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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The guy swore that mine was one of a kind! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A steaming cup of coffee.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I'm old school.
I keep my desk covered with papers so the surface doesn't get dusty.
As some periodically get coffee-stained, they're eventually passed into the desktop-remote-storage-cylinder for transport to the local waste yard.
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I am right there with you. I also have a stack of paper plates with crumbs of sandwiches I had at the desk for lunch, over the past week or so. 
It's a random chance universe...
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No stacks of paper, no toys, yet still barely enough room to move the mouse without having to pick it up.
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That's why I use a trackball 
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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There's always the trackball guy.
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Stops people trying to drive my PC to just "show me something"!
Every.
Single.
Time!
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Go hardcore and get a Dvorak keyboard as well.
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A guy here who used Dvorak had the opposite problem. Every time he went to use someone else's computer, he'd type garbage for a minute until he mentally swapped out his keyboard mapping.
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I suppose it goes both ways.
I've never been curious enough to try them out. I'm fast enough already with qwerty keyboards.
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I keep a "guest mouse" just for them. It was so just so sad watching them try to figure out the trackball (which never struck me as that difficult).
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I'm right handed, but I use a left hand mouse. People try to grab it with their right hands but get completely lost when the buttons don't do what they want. Secretly, hidden among all the clutter on my desk, is another mouse they can use if I show them.
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Most of my current and past co-workers have their assortment of pictures and toys. As for me, I have no decorations except a calendar. I do have papers scattered around; so I am no 5S.
Having toys and decorations in your work environment is not a waste of time if it makes you happy.
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1 squeezy ball to excercise the fingers when I sit and think, 1 pad, 1 pencil and computers is all. Oh and a bloody phone which I regularly disconnect.
The idea of lots of toys on a desk I find silly, I'm there to work not fiddle with toys. This place is enough of a distraction, I don't need toys as well.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Besides the actual hardware I use to do my job - 2 external monitors hooked up to a laptop - giving me 3 screens of virtual desktop, I usually only have my coffee, lunch and a Rubik's cube to keep me company.
Other developers in the office have various doodads, including trolls and desk plants, but I prefer my trusty cube.
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If it isn't either wireless or USB powered, it doesn't belong on the desk of a computer guy!
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Mark Randel wrote: I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me... Bill W
The only thing that I ever drink is water. I can easily refill my office bottle from the cold tap.
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I prefer to have a nice ass on my desk from time to time...
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I have a "Game Cube", yup that's correct....
An original release Nintendo game cube.
and you know what....
It's just so bloody satisfying when a piece of code is winding you up, to fire up mortal Kombat a splatter a bit of blood everywhere.
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I prefer things that can provide a brief distraction when I start getting wrapped around the axle on an issue.
A 4" globe, a cheap K9 figure from Barnes and Noble, and an ST TOS Communicator bluetooth device that soothingly chirps at me when I flip it open.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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