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you sure it's stale bread, not pork fat tied to a string?
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Very sure. The greedy ducks would race towards a piece of bread in the water and sometimes a carp would come up and gulp it down before the ducks could reach it. Sometimes several of them would be lurking just below the surface and look where the bread landed, just like the ducks.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Don't even bother.
Carp is a big bag of bones.
In my pantheon of terrible, eating carp is up there with sticking a hammer drill in my ear to remove the wax.
veni bibi saltavi
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Where does Lutefisk[^] lie in the pantheon? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Had it once. Everyone agreed that it tasted like carp!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Felt quite dramatic. Cops in India are well known for their lazy and untimed responses for emergency calls. But this one's a bit different. Feel quite grateful for these people who are risking their lives to save someone else's.
18 cops, 4 cars and 90-minute chase: How abducted 5-yr-old was rescued by Delhi police[^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
modified 8-Feb-18 7:56am.
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Please don't. I don't want to miss the moment when Arnold, Chuck, Sylvester and Bruce appear.
Edit: Pass the popcorn, please!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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What for? This is a feel good story about a 5 year who was kidnapped and then rescued by local police.
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Exactly. Hate it when people jump on the Soapbox bandwagon.
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Quote: For discussing anything related to a software developer's life
How dangerous is the office where you work? 
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F-ES Sitecore wrote:
How dangerous is the office where you work?
In my office there has always been one gun nut since the foundation of the company. 6 years ago the previous gun nut resigned and I've been hired just a few months before.
It is a tangible sign of the danger of our city that our HR always provides an armed and trained employee at all times!
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Not sure I understand. Who are you quoting there?
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Nish Nishant wrote: Who are you quoting there?
The text at the top of the Lounge page.
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Ah sorry, missed that reference
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Just quoting news with no comment...
your point? We can't read your mind (OG: 1731?)
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Lopatir wrote: OG: 1731
Sorry - I'm busy then.
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It's not a time, it's from the holy scriptures.
He's starting a sect for developers.
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"Sect"? "Sect"?
Damn.
Misread that one. 
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Here [^] are the Commandments. 
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Argh! My petard! 
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Somehow, "There is no God but Chris and OG is His prophet" doesn't have the right cachet...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Try, "There is no CTO but Chris and OG is his manager" 
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Right, conveying my own thought along would have been better.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Eighteen cops in four cars? Did this happen at a circus, and were any of the cops wearing clown noses?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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