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heh.
i like x86's xor ax,ax to set ax to zero. that was just silly, but popular back when everybody bit twiddled.
Real programmers use butterflies
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The witch has discovered RegEx.
Brace yourselves, Guys.
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You're kind of late to the party, as I've been writing regex based lexer generators for years. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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In their all-knowingness, they determined that no one uses it so it is unnecessary.
On the other hand, was it just moved somewhere, possibly as a stand-alone program?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: was it just moved somewhere,
Sort of. You can debug t-sql in Visual Studio; however, it does not support conditional breakpoints. 
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Deebugger? We don' need no steenkin' debugger!
You are getting too soft and pampered, that's the problem. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: You are getting too soft
Hey, no fat jokes. How rude!
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Well ... I didn't want to mention your avatar, which is getting a bit ... um ... possibly a few bytes too many?
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More 0s than 1s?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Official Music Video) - YouTube[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
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Plus, why the Hell should you have to install and open VS if you want to manage databases?
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There's a debugger for SQL? 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I've never seen it work. Usually I click it accidently then I have to wait and click on a bunch of OK buttons when it reports that it won't work.
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Weird. I've been using it for years.
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You need to be sysadmin to debug.
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And no one should ever be sysadmin.
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Microsoft's code is prefect so in their minds we no longer need to debug.
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Did the Brazilian coffee ask the Indonesian coffee "What Sumatra with you?"
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... the Indonesian coffee replied: I was eaten by a cat! That'd make anyone feel sh*tty.
... to which the Brazilian replied: I too saw that pussy but took precautions ...was a close shave.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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The stone age people used to shout: "Java-Dabba-Do!" 
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Hang on... isn't that 3 coffee related jokes day-thoughts in a row? Are you trying to sneak a theme in without telling us?? 
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