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Thanks, 007, I'm so desperate I'll take that as a compliment 
Perhaps I can add to your enjoyment of B&B by sharing this information on "Bu's" ancestry and kinfolk: [^].
cheers, Bill
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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I don't actually enjoy B&B. It literally was the first thing that came to my immature and infantile mind.
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To flip them off, use ID one thousand perhaps? (6)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Monied ? don't know why
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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If it was, I wouldn't know why either ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Medius?
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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You are up tomorrow! 
To flip them off,
use USE
ID ID
one thousand M
perhaps? (anag)
Your middle finger is your MEDIUS:
╭∩╮(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)ᕗ
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Thank you. Can I pass on setting tomorrow's though? I'm not sure I will be able to do a good job
One thousand is M, btw
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Fixed.
Are you sure you want to skip? I'll do it if you want, but ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Yes, please.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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As in giving someone the finger ?
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Dave's not here man.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I suppose that's a bad trial of spam
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Anyone remember what caused him to flee? Was it when he got caught editing Wikipedia to 'support' his fibs, or was it the election loss from a safe seat?
Cheers,
Vikram.
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Hi! It's Dave - any messages?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Sorry I'm late!
Thanks for standing in for me!
So... any messages for me?
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For those that are confused, it's an annoying drinking game (as in, if you aren't drunk you wouldn't do it).
You pick some phone number and all night people call it asking for Dave. This winds up the poor sod on the other end horribly by about the twentieth call.
Then, late at night comes the final call "Hi! It's Dave - any messages for me?"
Followed by swearing, screaming, or general apoplexy.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I was thinking of the movie, "Up In Smoke." Chong calls up a house and says, "it's me, Dave." Cheech replies, "Dave's not here man," and it continues on from there.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I wonder how many here are old enough for that reference?
:raises hand:
Yep, I'm one of them.
:edit:
Based on the results of this weeks survey, most of us would probably get that reference.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Some people say Latin is a dead language. But I know it's still Roman around.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Yeah but before you invest the time in learning it, be aware that you won't be able to use it to converse with a lot of people.
So, caveat emptor.
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I went to the dentist a while back, and he filled my caveats.
Software Zen: delete this;
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So..... I've got an Android app going live on Google Play soon. I've been testing this app six ways to Sunday, trying to find any and all bugs before release. I have hammered this app, beat it up in every way possible....test, bug fixes, test bug fixes ... for weeks!
Saturday night, my 5 year old daughter and I went to have pizza, mommy was working. I was showing the app to her and telling her how proud I am of the app, how it took a lot of work, how I've bug tested it exhaustively for weeks and that I think it's finally bug free and ready for release.
My daughter asks "daddy can I play with it?" I said sure and explained how to use it. She has no idea what the app does, it's just numbers and bright colors in her eyes. She loved it!
As I chomped on my pizza and watched her, in the back of my mind, a thought ...... hmmm ... a 5 year old randomly pushing buttons could be a good QA test. Quickly that thought faded, there was more pizza to eat! So, I chomped some more pizza and listened to her giggle.
A couple of minutes later, I look down and she's got fingers on both entry buttons......
You ever get that "cosmic swirl" feeling? Like time and space is swirling in a vortex around you at a significant moment in time? That sensation, is usually coupled with the feeling, like you are in a dream, falling from the sky......
Right then, the planets changed their orbits, space and time started to swirl around us. I feel like I'm in a dream falling out of the sky..... She looks up at me and says....
"Daddy.....what happens if I press BOTH buttons at the same time?"
I could leave the story at that. You programmers know what happened and have probably snorted coffee out your nose, laughing.
But for the rest of the story.....yep, my 5 year old daughter, while eating pizza, found her first bug. A bug that daddy, despite herculean effort, missed after weeks and weeks of testing!
The future is bright for this one!
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"The 5yo test", or 'If you can make the program stop, and show daddy how you did it, you'll have an ice cream cone' has been well known among my co-workers for at least twenty years - but mostly as a joke. It is great to see that someone is actually using the method in real life!
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