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Good point 
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Hmmmm, nobody seems to have caught on that I backdated this Resolution for calendar year 2015...
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Elephant!
You're gonna have to get a move on then! You need to average about 500,000 points a day...
Not impossible, but you're gonna need a massive bag of sunflower seeds, 4 ounces of soft brown sugar, and a collapsable umbrella (green). Oh, and a new keyboard...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Griff makes his own bacon. Do you make your own bacon?
I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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Try harder! Flood lounge & Soapbox with missing(or not frequent) posts to beat OG quickly. Let me give you a list.
CG's "why X sucks" posts
JSOP's gun posts
MM's * posts
DD's CCC
More APODs
Where're they now? (Inactive CP guys like Oakman* & others)
More bacons
More comic strips
good jokes on lounge (no reposts)
bad jokes on soapbox (no reposts)
Backroom is empty, go there (no points)
and
OG's TOFTD post Come with other one to beat OG's
Anything else missing?
*Seriously I want to know
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Expecting new type of thread(frequent one like CCC or MQOFTD) from you.
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MacSpudster wrote: Only 1,429,235 to go! 
Don't worry, These[^] will help you to keep you awake entire day & night for some months 
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Easy-ish
Stage 1 - the simple bit - Stop him from earning any more points this year, sending him this should do the trick.[^]
Stage 2 - the hard bit - now you just have to earn 1.5 million points.
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Sounds reasonable. You wouldn't want to set the bar too high...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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1. Write 5 killer articles during 2016, each of which leads to about 100,000 downloads within about six months time, gets the 'Best Article of Month' award, and also gets a very high rating and popularity.
2. Answer about 1000 questions (correctly) during the year 2016.
Will take you closer, but how closer, I don't know.
Methinks a more realisable ambition is to achieve 1,439,325 points during your entire programming career.
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At my current accumulation rate, that is.
Send pointz plz! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't see it any more improbable than most New Year's resolutions people make
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Does Tarzipan swing through the jungle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 I thought a Tarzipan swings in a little silver car? Urban Dictionary: Tarzipan[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I thought a Tarzipan swings in a little silver car?
Cos that makes so much more sense than wot he said?
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I did link to the Urban Dictionary entry...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I did link to the Urban Dictionary entry...
And I did read it. That doesn't mean it makes any sense. I'm increasingly of the opinion that half the entries in the Urban Dictionary are made up by bots (and not very good ones at that).
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Only if he's yellow and smelling of almonds.
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After much thought (several seconds, in fact) I realize that you should be encouraged most strenuously to delete the original post and, after a suitable time lapse, we'll pretend that it didn't happen (or didn't matter if it did).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's a thought of the day, Jim, but not as we know it! 
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Only in Japan's jungles..
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I'm not sure, but what about his cousin, Marzipan?
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One of the stocking fillers I got for Christmas was a bag of Maple Bacon flavoured mixed nuts. I have just looked at the package and it says "suitable for vegetarians"! WTF!!? There is no maple syrup (meh) and no bacon listed in the ingredients. The nearest it has been to a pig is probably when the delivery truck drove within 50 miles of a farm on its way to Tesco.
How can they get away with stuff like that?
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