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Kraantje Pappie - Best Wel Een Ding[^]
Dutch rap! Yes, it's Dutch, most of you won't get it 
His name is "Little Crane Daddy" and the song is named "Kind of a thing" (or something like that).
Kraantje Pappie is pretty popular in the Netherlands, but I must confess I never heard his music until last week.
So I heard this song last weekend and yes, it is kind of a thing!
Pretty fast rapping, a good beat and I'm listening to Kraantje Pappie 
So enjoy the song, or at least have a laugh at the (to you) guttural Dutch language
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Sander Rossel wrote: Dutch
Sander Rossel wrote: rap
Sander Rossel wrote: or at least have a laugh at the (to you) guttural Dutch
In Mordor, where the shadows lie...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Remarkable.
I have to say, with no compunction whatsoever, that that is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest pieces of cr@p I've ever subjected myself to.
I think I'd rather listen to Boney M than go through that experience again.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Boney M
Daddy, Daddy cool... 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Take this man out and shoot him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Take this man out and shoot him.
No you can do this ... curious, never thought that he did something like this:
Joe Cocker - Mamy Blue.wmv - YouTube
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I have to say, with no compunction whatsoever, that that is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest pieces of cr@p I've ever subjected myself to.
even worse realising for the words it's basically about nothing, some sort of [not funny] joke,
really just an excuse to make some noise.
Sorry but that really was crap.
(oldie now) a better joke rap goes like this[^]
(and it actually has some quite skillful music and even though a joke the words are a hell of a lot more clever too)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I had the pleasure of seeing him live today (about 300m from my house, I didn't know that yet when I posted this morning).
Really good party!
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But it comes out at such speed that it's awesome again 
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So you're a fan of the Macarena?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hell yes! I still dance it at parties (true story)
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Oh, Lord, I feel really ill...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm sorry, I sometimes forget you're allergic to fun
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Yes, Russian roulette, stabbing myself in the face with pointy things -- I don't do any fun stuff like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I like it, is something like drumming perfection, mouth drumming
Similar fast like "Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi"
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Kraantje Pappie actually performed live right around the corner today!
I live in a small village where nothing ever happens, but it's Kings Day and there were some bands.
I'm surprised an artist of his fame comes to this backwater place.
And I didn't even know this yet when I posted the song this morning! 
Now that's coincidence...
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Not sure if it sounds Scandinavian, but the Slavic one sounds like it could be Dutch 
Nice one too, by the way!
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Did you ever wonder why a single Ninja in a movie is almost invincible while they drop like flies when a whole army of Ninjas comes? Analogous to energy, Ninjutsu can neither be created nor destroyed. If there is only one Ninja present, all the system's Ninjutsu is concentrated in him, making him invincible. When there is a whole army of them, each Ninja only gets a small share of the Ninjutsu and we all know how that ends.
While driving to work this morning, I wondered why everything goes well up to a certain number of cars on the road. After that critical point they all begin to drive like drunken monkeys. Is this yet another conservation law or do we really need the proper amount of Ninjutsu to get to work?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You can always take profit of the Ninjitsu and run over the cars.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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CDP1802 wrote: I wondered why everything goes well up to a certain number of cars on the road
That's why I take my bike as much as possible 
Of course I only have a 5,6 km commute 
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I'd walk if I only had that far to go. I don't get too much choice with my commute: I can't drive (and wouldn't drive to work even if I could, the route is Hellishly congested) and cycling to where I work would require a far, far braver man than myself.
As such, it's a train with some walking at either end - which would be nice if the train were of adequate size and prone to turning up occasionally (sadly, it's neither) but at least I get to read stuff on the way, so the time isn't completely wasted.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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This[^] will get you anywhere, any time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True enough 
Will check the local parking regulations and see if there's a handy loophole.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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The parking regulations are installed under the wings and in the nose.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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