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I saw I had a CP Notification, read your reply, and I'm all:
 *What* is he talking about? 
Then I read my OP. "Ah, he's not talking, he's typing..." 
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Really. Consider where one uses javaScript.
Does it makes sense to use a single malt to make a whiskey sour?
So really, there's no problem once you put it all in context.*
* There's never an excuse for VB6.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 7-Dec-15 14:05pm.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Consider where one uses javaScript
In
My
Browser
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't care what they say about you: you seemed to have at least figured this one out!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Obliviously you haven't met the bastard child called node.js...
veni bibi saltavi
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W∴ Balboos wrote: There's never an excuse for VB6.
. . . VB6: The Gin of computer languages . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why insult gin in this manner?
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Ol' Baboon has taste buds ruined by canoe loving beer.
veni bibi saltavi
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No, Nagger - not quite.
It all stems from having sampled both the aroma and taste of gin.
Honestly, I was just being charitable. See where it gets me.
It's not like I (openly) stated that gin is the official sponsor of VB6 or anything like that.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Ehhhh. The more perfume Nagy drinks, the less the rest of us have to smell. 
Do you think we could replace his current tanker truck relay with a dedicated pipeline?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hi All,
Searching through my Job alert emails and get an odd one 'Rugby Programmer Wanted' look at the location not for me, search rest of list nothing there,try to go back to the Rugby programmer add thinking what is it? Can't find it, can find a Ruby programmer job. 
I will learn to switch on the part of brain that suppose to parse info, I wonder how many jobs I have missed be cause of that!
Glenn
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It happens even to the best of us. My first thought would have been that some slave trader heard that they want someone who knows scrum programming, and took it from there. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: Rugby Programmer Wanted
Surely one who must be able to do the Haka before coding and after committing.
But I can be wrong...
I never finish anyth
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Never used the Haka after committing, prayer and ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) always seem to suffice!
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I only use prayer when I do refactoring; but that's a nice alternative 
I never finish anyth
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I know the feeling, I am settling in for a nice glass* of wine to clear the pain.
* wine bottles are made from glass 
veni bibi saltavi
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Me: Is your back-end programming language based on some industry standard language, or is it something you guys made up on your own?
Instructor: It's a scripting language that's a combination of SQL JavaScript, and other languages. Yes, it's our own language.
F*ckin' perfect...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: It's a scripting language that's a combination of SQL JavaScript, and other languages.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly"
The one justifies the other in this case...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I am trying to imagine how that first meeting went.
Let’s take SQL and JavaScript, amalgamate the two, and then add in features from a few more languages, and create this proprietary scripting platform that only our team knows about. Will make hiring devs very easy in future.
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Probably a silly question:
Does it combine the best, or the worst of those languages?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Javascript has a best? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I did say that it's a silly question.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Depends who you ask. Purveyors of and other stronger beverages universally agree the best part is when javascript programmers finish for the day and need to cleanse their minds. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: need to cleanse their minds
The evidence so far is leaning strongly in the direction of "most JS programmers don't have minds"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Dan Neely wrote: need to cleanse their minds
The evidence so far is leaning strongly in the direction of "most JS programmers don't have minds"
I'm talking about people who have to use JS, not the people who design the language or who use it by choice. For them, we're in complete agreement.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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