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Answer: 18
Questions please.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Number of Double G&Ts needed to get through a school harvest festival. Etc etc etc.
My grandad used to describe my grandma's underwear as "harvest festivals", as "all is safely gathered in".
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I survived pretty much unharmed; my ears stopped bleeding after 20 minutes.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What was the approximate length in inches of the parsnip I dug out of my allotment yesterday afternoon?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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1) Smoking age in 46 of the 50 states of the US?
2) Number of replies to this message at the end of the day?
modified 5-Oct-12 6:22am.
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Maximum or minimum?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Clue: the number always appears in an article in Aunty's News[^]. You could always go for the South coast approach and just click through all the links. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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or google BBC 18 to get the number of Chinese children killed in a landslide.
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Which is wrong.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Bollocks, I am going to have to open all the links now.
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Number of people going to watch Juilan Assange the movie?
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Maybe that'd be the rating if they recreate his visit to Sweden. Allegedly.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Which place does the letter 'r' have in the latin alphabet ?
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Age of consent of a sheep, in months?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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And how would you know that?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Well you have to ask, or you risk going with an under-age one!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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M'Lord
Evidence A[^]
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Yes, I told 'em they were going to see a lot of rucking, but they must have misheard...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Number of moronic emails I've received from people who really should know better this morning?
"That hasn't worked because your business process specifically forbids it, we had to make changes to stop it working just a few weeks ago".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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The number of countries the Eurozone that ought not to be in the Eurozone?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Yeah, the UK for starters...
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Er...we were clever enough not to go into the Eurozone!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I knew you would reply something like that.
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If I could get these hand-cuffs off long enough to be able to put my clothes back on I'd give you the answer.
(And yes I did it the South Coast way).
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