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You've given up on working today haven't you? I'd meet you for a glass but I have to go into town to cry deep tears of sorrow as I pay the £500 deposit for eldest's school.
Then I am going to the cruiser for an Aristotle of mother's ruin.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
They only mention the real news item in passing, the outgoing editor goes to less parochial (if equally inbred) rival "The Sunderland Echo". Look forwards to articles of photos of ships arriving on the Wear instead of the Tyne!