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If you put Root Beer in a Square Cup, do you get Beer?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Only on the side.
(Why would anyone want to drink root beer, when whisk(e)y, lager, wine, etc. are available?)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Always keep root beer handy, just in case some voodoo zombie pirate suddenly takes interest in your significant other...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: voodoo zombie ghost pirate
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I don't drink root beer, sorry. Cardhu, otoh...
I never finish anyth
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No, you get flat beer! You'd have to cube it to get beer!
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Be careful if you're talking hypotetically: putting imaginary root beer in a square cup results in loss of beer.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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No, but if it comes from a Yorkshire square vessel, you certainly do.
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Quote: Vehicle.FuelOverflowException was unhandled by user code.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Why do most American cars use so much darn fuel?
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Why should one be efficient if one has to much of everything?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Because they need a huge engine and a very big heavy body to shift the average American around!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's not the physical size but the size of the egos 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Because I need a huge-ass engine to support the weight of my testicles.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just use the head-rest.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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...and it is ON.
(I'm going to stand over there for a while. Call me when the dust settles)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I've already diffused the situation with my classic self-deprecating humor...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I was impressed with your restraint.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Because 'murica, bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5xtoIVdZU[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 22-Oct-15 8:32am.
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And our roads weren't built when all the space you needed was for two horses to pass one another.
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If that's your car in the video, I would have blurred the license plate but since it's a Texas plate no one will mess with you, you're packin'.
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MarkTJohnson wrote: but since it's a Texas plate no one will mess with you, you're packin'.
Again, because 'murica, bitch. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Still waiting for a video NOT idling.
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Well, the wife has no interest in the car, so I'm not gonna ask her to stand by the side of the road with a video camera as I go by. Trying to find someone willing to do it, and everyone I've asked wants to be the driver.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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