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Very pretty! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Talk about a light-saber! Wow!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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If you cross Father Christmas with a horse, do you get a Santaur?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're really riding him, aren't you?
/ravi
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I wasn't trying to be an ass. I'm just horseplaying.
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Best to rein it in, methinks.
/ravi
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If we don't whip him into shape, his postings will get weaker. And who really wants sad-dull jokes?
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I canter argue with that.
/ravi
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What's all this equine-ing about?
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Oh, we were just horsin' around.
/ravi
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Don't be such a neigh-sayer!
/ravi
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Do you ever keep your imagination in reins dear friend?
Life is too shor
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Maybe. But you should ask for permission to Father Christmas first, or to the horse, or both.
And Father Christmas should be really careful when sneaking behind the horse. You don't want to deprive children of their presents, do you?
I never finish anyth
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That'd make him a 'gift horse' I guess?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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This[^] is what happens if you cross Santa Claus!
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This is very dependent on the sex of the horse (assuming/supposing (?) Father Christmas is male) 
(?) I don't which one does match better for natives 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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So I've had no internet at home for nearly two weeks after Virgin Media "upgraded" me for "free" to 150mbps. I have had four modems and three "Engineer" visits or technicians as they call them. Today I just got this by email.
From February next year, your bill will be going up by £4.49 a month
We know it's never nice when prices go up. That's why we're always looking to give you an even better Virgin Media experience – with faster broadband speeds for our customers and brand new Virgin Media WiFi coming in 2016.
That's around a 10% p.m. increase WTF are they completely insane?!?!!?
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10%? You're paying 40 quid a month for home broadband? No offence, but who's the insane one?
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Yes you are right, the £52 I pay each month includes £17.50 a month for the phone, I never use the land-line so I forgot to factor it in. The increase is probably nearer 5%, but its still a lot considering I currently have 0.0mbs broadband.
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You should see what it costs in the U.S.  And in most places you can't even get that kind of speed.
My long term goal is to live forever. So far, so good...
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Frank Alviani wrote: You should see what it costs in the U.S.
Well, if you will live in these third world countries! 
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I pay almost $60 for about 20mbps on a good day. I'm lucky enough to have a provider that isn't Comcast or TWC (although they're not much better). Some people in the cities pay ridiculous amounts for like 50mbps. I'm not sure 150mbps would even be considered.
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Display Name Taken wrote: I've had no internet at home for nearly two weeks
Display Name Taken wrote: I just got this by email
Pretty impressive that they can deliver email to you when you haven't got an Internet connection. Sounds well worth the extra £4.49 per month! 
Also, how did you post that message if you're off-line? Are you some sort of wizard[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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