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Uhhhh.... OK...... What on earth are you smoking? LSD?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Wow, you can smoke LSD!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I just said that because of the bizarre effects on the body (I don't do drugs, I only know what I learned in school. My high school health teacher actually had his classes learn the effects, chemical formulas, prices, and all sorts of other information on a wide range of drugs. I can see the need for some of what was on there, but prices, really?)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Those were 'personal notes and research'  at least they won't fool you with overpriced garbage, if you must
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: I don't do drugs
You should. Some of them are really, really good.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Great, thanks! Now I'll have to choose another password!
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Which U.S. State's name is a homophone with two stunned questions followed by a sustained scream?
Scroll down after you give up for the answer.
Huh?!?
Why?!?!?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thought you were going to go with:
I?
da?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TTFN - Kent
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Or? Ego? Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! 
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Oh, hi! Oh... 
/ravi
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Vir?!
Gin??!!!
NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
while (true) {
continue;
}
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New?
Ham?
SUUUUUUUURE!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This could actually be one "voice" in a dialogue:
Man1: "Hey, Joe!"
Man2: "Huh?!?"
Man1: "I want you to jump off that cliff!"
Man2: "Why?!?!?"
[ Man1 hesitating too long for Man2's taste, Man1 pushes Man2 off the cliff ]
Man2: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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As the subject says........anyone else lost their vps?
I received an email from Google saying its bot was unable to perform a routine index of my site. I pulled up the website in the browser, dead. I tried to logon to the server via RDP with no joy. The Virtuoso control panel logon page was active, but couldn't get in to the server.
I remembered seeing an email that there was scheduled updates planned recently, and the dates appeared to coincide.
I contacted 1and1 support, they failed to gain access via different routes and unable to reboot the container. They elevated the issue within their own support hierarchy, who came back and said it was un-recoverable and basically dead. They managed to take a snapshot of the virtual hard disk. I had to perform a re-image and then they will give me a folder structure list so I can tell them what I want back.
Pulling up my google analytic statistics and you can clearly see when it died, early hours 17th June. 1and1 came back and said the updates were around this time and a number of customers were affected.
Surprised if a number of customers were impacted why they hadn't notified anyone, or maybe they just forgot me!
I feel this may be the end of a what has been years of satisfaction with their service...........
Waiting to see what I can recover........there is nothing critical, but all my arduino articles etc. that I had published and were the bulk of my audience attraction are obviously unavailable now to those who relied on them....
Silver lining and all that, I had an ancient build of joomla that wasn't supported or upgradeable, so can maybe consider updating to the latest version and start again! 
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I used to use 1and1 years ago. Then I dealt with their customer service. I haven't used them since.
Jeremy Falcon
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... given a range of possible premises, each set-up can be relationally mapped to the domain of all possible punch-lines such that the result set of laugh tuples can be proven to be the output of the function of the joke 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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<cricket><cricket><cricket>
... is this thing off?
... I'll be here all day
... I've got a googol of 'em
... 2-drink modulus
... remember to tip yer Q/A staff!
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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clientSurfer wrote:
... remember to tip yer Q/A staff!
Oh, that is when you get mad and knock them over? Right?
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Pualee wrote: Oh, that is when you get mad and knock them over? Right?
 precisely!
If I could only get my Q/A team to think outside of the box! bwahhh 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Fermented fruit.
--edit
though real beer would probably kill it. Still makes a nice story 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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... he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap.
I never knew squirrels had such appalling taste in beer.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Reminds me of this[^] Geico commercial from 2013.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Simon_Whale wrote: Firstly I would like to know how you get a squirrel drunk?
... vewy cawefuwwy....
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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I just noticed with a simple test app and stub that the 10 mbps with HS on windows 7 drops to 0.5 mbps on windows 8, and 8 mbps on windows 8.1
These are all fresh off the MDSN installs too on new partitions set up as a test box. The same physical USBN port was used for each test.
Has anyone else seen this kind of performance drop?
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