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Movie Quote Of The Day
Avoid women directors. They ovulate. Do you have any idea what that does to an three month shoot?
Which movie?
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My idea is totally not KSS 
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Do you work with any women? My female colleague saw this and she is offended. Anyway the movie is "Swimming with sharks."
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codejet wrote: My female colleague saw this and she is offended.
Is she a director? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Of course she is, that's their thing 
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Dumb and Dumber two
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Duck and Cover
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Rambo XX: The corporate war
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Hey guys, I'm now working for a UK concern, Marval, so we don't take local public holidays, but we do take your [bank] holidays.
Please confirm you next is next Monday, 31 August. And what the hell is a "Summer Bank Holiday"? Isn't being warmer enough, but you have to go and laze about on a random Monday?
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Monday is a Bank Holiday.
The standard set are here[^] and it is Late Summer Bank Holiday as it is at the end of the summer.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yay, so I get a long weekend to make love to Cordova, Ionic, and PhoneGap. This weekend all the installs too so long, I only had time for forplay. But, hell, that trio of frameworks is the hottest thing out for writing mobile apps. On VS2015 of course, no living in the past here.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ...as it is at the end of the summer.
I think you will find that you have 3 weeks more Summer than you think.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well, it's the end of the summer holidays.
veni bibi saltavi
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I think you'll find that we don't have a summer at all any more!
It's raining again
Oh no, will it never end!
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Member 9082365 wrote: It's raining again
Yes but the rain is warmer in the summer.
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Member 9082365 wrote: I think you'll find that we don't have a summer at all any more!
It's raining again
Oh no, will it never end!
Could have rained a bit more. Like at Edgbaston and Trent Bridge a few weeks ago for a start.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We got back from Hunagriaorszag yesterday and I am pooped*.
Saturday we drove from Baltonfured to Gistel in Belgian Belgium where we found a really nice B&B; I was given TWO free beers when we arrived as I looked a little pooped**. Yesterday we crossed over, only a 1 hour Migrant Delay, before getting home and unpacking the car.
Now I really need a holiday after the non-stop holidaying of the last 5 weeks. 
* can we say "pooped" in the Lounge or will the Kid Sisters' Big Brothers vote the word "pooped" as abusive even if I use "pooped" to mean tired?
** See comment above about using "pooped" in the Lounge.
veni bibi saltavi
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I am really pooped about.
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Welcome home. And please, no pooping in the Lounge  . That may be what foreigners do, but we British use proper places (shed, neighbour's garden, bus shelter etc.).
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You missed out Lidl and 'Spoons
veni bibi saltavi
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Never been in Lidl, and only 'spoons in Falmouth, so my son can get in with his wheelchair.
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Take this to facebook please....
modified 24-Aug-15 4:31am.
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