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but it is Griff v the World 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I think these are odd prime numbers, and even 2 is even and not odd ...
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Global warming!
(I figured since it's the main culprit behind terrorism, crime in general, and Caitlyn Jenner, I'd give it a shot.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It is "$0 10nG ^nD 7h4nK5 F0r 411 7H3 f15H".
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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The Da Vinci Code
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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odd prime numbers are these ... and even 2 is even ...
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Dij the Cat just walked across my keyboard and somehow found the "Calculator" key I'd forgotten all about (it's a Logitech keyboard with a number of additional keys, most of which I don't use)
And that brought up the Windows 10 calculator.
First time I've seen it, and my word but that's bad.
Tell me Mr Microsoft Developer: What possible reason is there for replacing the old (working) Win7 Calculator with a new one that almost fills a 22 inch monitor with a 20 button calculator (with memory) and 2cm high result display? Do you seriously think I am going so blind that I need to see numbers in huge mode (despite the rest of the system showing me "normal" text under 3mm high)? And not making it resizable?
Even if you switch the stupid thing to "programmer mode" it's the same damn size, and frankly not a lot more use...
For elephant's sake - how does this kind of rubbish get through their QA? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: how does this kind of rubbish get through their QA?
Through our QA.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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den2k88 wrote: Through our QA.
  
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I has to make a calc Universal Apps code plz
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Clearly Dij agrees and had to bring it to your attention somehow 
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It is clear lately that certain parts of Microsoft software ruled by designers...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...which is great when the designers aren't trend-following slaves and actually know their backside from their elbow.
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Someone asked sometime back in QA to create a calculator UI for them. I distinctly remember it was you with that standard "we can't read your HDD" comment and also telling him to figure on his own. Now suffer. 
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: one that almost fills a 22 inch monitor with a 20 button calculator (with memory) and 2cm high result display?
It's for "Big Data".
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Imagine a calculator program that includes Hadoop support for arbitrarily large numbers with an arbitrary amount of precision.
Software Zen: delete this;
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To make things worse , their QA approved it because it is a new standard ... 
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Which in turn is used as an example and proof that the new standard is "out there" and we should all use it.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Blame whoever thought touchscreens was a good idea.
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How big are their fingers? 
Each button is two inches (5cm) wide, by 1 1/4 inches (3.2cm) high! Are MS employing Manatees as designers now? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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On a 4.7" Lumia it would be a bit small but still usable. 99% it is a scaling of the same interface due to "Universal Apps" development, without any upper constraint due to the foucs of developement placed on dumbphones and cyanide tablets.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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It's all about resolution. Default resolution on a monitor is 96 dpi.
Normal resolution nowadays on a phone is ~350dpi.
But why on earth couldn't they check if you have touchscreen enabled or not?
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They designed it that way in order to cater to all their thumb-fingered engineers. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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MS called, the problem is that your screen is too big, if you revert to a 12" CRT it will be fine!
veni bibi saltavi
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