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Now I just guano go home.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Oh crap. 
/ravi
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I wish you two would just scat already.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"Should" is too strong. Next thing you know you have people shooting at their bathroom at any unexpected sound.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Only when they are legless.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That remark cuts like a blade.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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North Korea Arrests University of Virginia Student for "Hostile Act"[^]
KCNA said Warmbier was under investigation for "perpetrating a hostile act against the DPRK after entering it under the guise of tourist for the purpose of bringing down the foundation of its single-minded unity at the tacit connivance of the U.S. government and under its manipulation.
Whaaaa??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I think they were just looking for a reason to use the words tacit connivance in a sentence, you know something fun to take their minds off of the hunger pangs...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of DPRK
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Morons dare everything; that's even a distinctive sign of them.
I never finish anyth
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They DPRK leaders watched to much James Bond movies and now believe that one man can ruin an evil empire 
At most the offical "leader" of an empire is ruining it. The first famous of that "hall of shame" was Croesus.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Kevin Marois wrote: Whaaaa??
Breathing while American!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Trumpscript by samshadwell[^]
[...]
Features
Our language includes several convenient features, perfect for any aspiring Presidential candidate including:
- No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
- All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
- There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
- Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.
- Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
- Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
- All programs must end with "America is great."
- Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
- In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
- The language is completely case insensitive.
[...]
I'd rather be phishing!
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... a slightly regressed version of Ook[^] then?
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Problem to solve:
every function call leads to indefinite loop or recursion generating spam messages about firewalls, intrusions and how great Carl Icahn is.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I'm guessing it doesn't support imports.
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and instead of overloading there's comb-overloading.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Any geographic boundaries where this script works? (It can catch IP addresses, right?)
On computing devices only in mainland US, Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico. Where else? 
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Doesn't compile on my machine. Says it doesn't like to compile to native.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The lack of multiple inheritance. Instead of using collections in their native appearance, I like to create a class that inherits from a desired collection type, like so:
public class MyCollection : List<MyClass>
I do this because it allows me to write code specific to that collection, such as custom Add/Remove methods. In this case, I want to create a custom event that these collections send when something happens. Because there's no multiple inheritance, I can't simply write a little base class that implements the custom event code, because I'm already inheriting the List object. Instead, I have to duplicate the event code in every class from which I wish to implement it. Grrr...
I now return you to your government-mandated stupors.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 22-Jan-16 9:27am.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The lack of multiple inheritance.
Yup. When you need it, you really need it, and interfaces are a pathetic replacement.
Marc
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I updated my original message to provide an example.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I'd need to see the actual use case but maybe extension methods or (IoC like) function injection?
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