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How'd they get on the runway?
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There's a bird outside my window right now.
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These brownies turned out perfect. Nice crisp crust on the edges  Those baking pans that come with the removable metal grid are great for getting edges around each brownie 
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I had to stop suddenly when a car pulled out in front of mine.
This space for rent
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What, no Kevin?
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Sorry, dude. Every day is Bacon Day 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I worked a short contract job in Stockholm many years ago and I was very impressed with how friendly, welcoming and especially generous every one I met there were.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My lasting impression of Sweden was that they spoke better English than the English.
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The weirdest things was when I listened to some teenagers chatting in a fast food restaurant the would be talking in Swedish and then have bursts of English seemingly in the middle of sentences and then revert to Swedish. I asked them about this and they said some thing like, "What English? We were speaking Swedish! ...weren't we?" They didn't even notice!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not everybody is an ass at Christmas
OK, I'm gonna be that ass. The article says:
They struck up a friendship during their trip and swapped numbers before flying home to Sagmyra.
If he's homeless, what landline number did he give them? Or does he carry a cell phone? Last time I checked, if I wanted a usable cell phone with an actual number, I had to give the service provider a street address.
Do homeless people carry burner phones?
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Maybe homeless because he bought a burner house?
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Well, the article did say he was divorced, in which case I'd say, if he got to keep the house, she's probably the one who burned it down.
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From what little experience I have of homelessness(there but for the grace...), having helped out at a shelter years ago, homeless people can sometimes use the address of a shelter for bank accounts so I am guessing they could do the same with a cell phone account.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm fortunate enough never to have experienced homelessness. But I'm pretty sure if I was, the last thing I'd want to be wasting money on is a phone.
Also, I think I'd be rather pissed if I was in that situation and someone bought me a plane ticket--how many meals could this guy have bought for that money?
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I just dropped my coffee mug! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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So, was your coffee mug named "News", because that would break it.
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Is there only one CD in the mines, and it's Coalplay?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I prefer Daft Pun.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I do believe they may have a Loretta Lynn CD as well! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Horrible. Doesn't even count as "going out with a whimper" as far as New Year finales go.
. . . now, you owe us . . .
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No. I think Nat King and his daughter Natalie have a couple in there as well.
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The dwarves' Hi-Ho song from Snow White also comes to mine
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