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I assumed that the standard bull whip was also good for this application. And I also assumed that Cool Whip was not meant
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,”
Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.
"They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
Incidentally, I've just sent a correction to Google translate, which a colleague pointed out to me had "secret" as the translation of "achterhuis" (it's an outhouse, shed, or annexe -- a building "behind" ("achter") a house ("huis")).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!