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But I reallllllly want you to say it. 
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
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"Previously, tobacco had been the primary cause of oral cancer"
So you have more chance of getting throat cancer from oral sex than from smoking! 
Well blow me!
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Nothing to say.
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Yeah, I was laughing at Michael Douglas saying it wasn't the cigars, but maybe he was right.
Pete
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A few posts down the line in the Lounge introduced me to the word 'Heisenbug'. Honestly, this is the first time I ever came across this word. Is anyone out there who has already heard about it?
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Yes. Actually that was in the CP news some day, along with other kinds of bugs.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"
And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.
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The wackiest one's to work on is the Mandelbug. You can guess where it gets its name.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: The wackiest one's to work on is the Mandelbug. You can guess where it gets its name.
Wasn't that the servant of the Brain Bug in Starship Troopes?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A slimy politician from oop north?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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What, you mean the one who was born in London? The one who was catapulted into a safe Labour seat? That one?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: The wackiest one's to work on is the Mandelbug. You can guess where it gets its
name.
I was thinking it came from Mandelbrot and I was amused to know Wikipedia confirmed by guess.
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Yes, but only once before I read the Jargon File mentioned elsewhere in the thread.
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Hadn't heard it before but it was pretty easy to guess the meaning...I vaguely remember such a bug a few months back, only happened in Release build, couldn't trigger it in Debug...pain to track down.
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Just got an e-mail from the ECB[^]. For one day only, if you buy Greece[^] they'll throw in Italy[^] for half-price.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Sorry, but I have got a spare £2.50 atm
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You would have to pay me to take Italy. Greece, I wouldn't take under any circumatances - well maybe I would take a few of their islands off their hands if they wanted.
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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Argos?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Isn't that just full of people in shellsuits, waiting for tat to be delivered down the conveyor?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Wasn't that Odysseus's dog? I was thinking more in the line of Lesbos . Although Santorini would be cool!
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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Santorini? Isn't that island due to blow up once more?
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"
And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.
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So is he, if he does buy Lesbos <fnarrr><fnaaarrrr>
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Sorry, got an exception (Unknown type: fnarrr)
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"
And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.
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CDP1802 wrote: Unknown type: fnarrr
It sounds like you've got on old compiler, use OooErrMisses instead or any class derived from TitterYeeNot.
misses
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Hopefully not too soon, but it is one of the most idyllic places on earth. Just rather warm.
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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I don't want to have Greece, but this reminds me to go looking for a good Greek restaurant. I could use a good portion of Gyros again...
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"
And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.
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