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Dog the bounty hunter, thought the same thing, until Jesus and Julio paid a visit.
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In Starbucks nowadays they ask for your name which they write on the cup.
Then when your drink is ready they call out your name so in my more thoughtless moments I have thought of telling them this name(Jesus that is) in a Spanish manner and spelling it out for them.
Being based in Cambridge they would probably pronounce the name in an English manner.
However a colleague told me I should change my name to "This one's on me"...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
In Starbucks nowadays they ask for your name which they write on the cup...
I can't stand it when they do that. Even in the dump I work at (East Grinstead) the Starbucks in Sainsbury's do it. They asked me once and I replied I am Maximus Decimus Meridius. For some reason I got my cup without a name. Maybe they couldn't spell Max?
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