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We had a Robin here yesterday.
Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head.
If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Told you to get a puppy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Never mind the robin and what the puddycat did, are the "girls" in the CP typing pool okay and accounted for?
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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OriginalGriff wrote: slightly gory
You think a Christmas card with a decapitated Robin, that's been mauled by a cat and spent the night in the bin, stuck to it (... a real one too, now just a drawing of one... ) is 'slightly gory'? 
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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I've seen worse... 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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 ... but you are from Wales ... I believe you!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Rob Grainger wrote:
Just a photo would do!
Griff that's how they all start ... don't believe him!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back!
It's the whole bird or nothing! 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish,
take a photo and put it all back!
You have no dedication!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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It's cold out there!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Wuss! 
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Guilty!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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PS add a Venison Burger and some Turkey Drummers and you could make a nice 'Slightly Gory Christmas Triptic'.
You could eneter it in the Turner Prize! 
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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For the Turner Prize wouldn't it have to be Turkey Twizzlers?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Groan!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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He meant your photo, not the one of the robin.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Available via my profile page 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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A nice white coating on everything here in Oxfordshire.
It never fails to astonish me how every year infrastructure grinds to a halt when it snows. Schools closing, people not going in to work or going home early, problems with trains ... it's just ridiculous. It snows in winter, that's normal.
I think it is getting worse, I never remember missing a day of school because of snow, though I do remember making snowmen and having snowball fights in the playground/on the sports field. It should be compulsory to have a set of winter tyres, it's useless drivers that break most things.
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Movie Quote Of the Day
Duck, you sucker!
Which movie?
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Eating Meat With Paris Hilton
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The only thing that comes to mind is a film with James Coburn in it.
It was called "Duck, You Sucker".
Is that the one?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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all except the official title 
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I shan't say what it is, but I do know the proper title.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I wish sometimes one of you guys would cave in and just post it.
I know half the fun is beating around the bush in a clever way, but for a foreigner who's usually not familiar with the english Quote, it's painful.
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