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I have a feeling, although I may be wrong, that Michael doesn't give a hoot what you (or anyone else for that matter) thinks! 
ps. Are you having another lazy sofa day as the snow falls all around? I'm still waiting for it to arrive up here!
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Finishing off cleaning the house and awaiting Mrs Wife's return before we'll go for a light lunch prior to picking up terrors from prison school.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
Oh wait, dang!
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10.23 A French national has told how he hid under his bed for 40 hours during the hostage-taking before being rescued by soldiers.
Reverting to type. Again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Seems like perfectly reasonable behaviour to me.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Especially if you are French? 
He obviously panicked when he heard one terrorist say "My name is Ahmed Wellington Abdul Abulbul Nelson."
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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PHS241 wrote: My name is Ahmed Wellington Abdul Abulbul Nelson.
Why did that make me think of this[^] old advert?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I never saw the advert but I recall the poem of the same name. The advert was funnier though.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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10.23 A French national has told how he hid under his bed for 40 hours during the hostage-taking before being rescued by soldiers. years
theres always a war somewhere
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Whereas the original poster would indubitably be seeking solace in G&T, or is that just G.
Dang, there may be restrictions on alcohol in an arabic state, I guess he wouldn't go anywhere near.
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Rob Grainger wrote: I guess he wouldn't go anywhere near.
We may be moving to Tripoli in the summer.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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French Miltary command have admitted that advancing into Mali was a mistake
seemingly they had the map upside down (well its been a while since they had to organise a retreat)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Not that convinced about making jokes about this incident considering lots of people have died.
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Seeing as he probably didn't have a firearm, he made a good choice, the same choice that every other unarmed person would make when facing armed attackers. But bad guys don't exist, and the definitely don't have guns, and if they do, cooperate and wait for the police.
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It is falling heavily here in Sub-Tropical Luton.
I am going to be magnanimous and tell the elves that, once they do the post and any little urgent jobs, they can bugger off for the weekend.
It looks like it is going to snow for at least 24 hours!
I am a good boss.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I'm 'working from home'. My daughter's school is open, as it always is, but as we live in a village and not the city the school is in, I make the decision about the safety of getting there, and getting there would not be a problem. Getting her home again if this continues might well be so she is home too.
The puppy is absolutely loving the snow. My missus is loving him racing in from the garden then jumping into bed with her to dry and warm up less.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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It's been snowing here since about five o'clock, and everything has a small coating - about an inch or so when I took Herself to work.
But the weather forecast is threatening 8 to 10 inches which will be fun, fun, fun - you could feel the traction control and ABS working when I did a three point turn after dropping her off! There are times when I think I should have kept the Shogun, but then I visit the petrol pump and think "nah!"
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Mrs Wide is working till lunch time, then coming home before the trains are totally FUBAR.
The girls are at school; missing the snow in the garden.
I have just taken too long to go to the Doctor and get back because every Mofu has decided that today is a good day to be out.
How come there is more traffic when we're told not to drive? 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Mrs Wide?
Would she appreciate that particular nomenclature?
Did the Doctor indicate your dietary problem? (ie too little gin).
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Post Christmas bulge yaknow. 
The Doctor was to take in some samples; I love all these tests. NOT.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Which Samples?
Gordons, Bombay Sapphire, Gilbey's etc?
Or do you mean 'The Underpants Collection'
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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You taking the piss?
No, the doctor is. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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