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The Stars in their Eyes reference means that this is kids being dressed as music stars and doing covers of their numbers to win a TV talent show. In this case "feeling a little shaky" would probably be a young Shakin' Stevens impersonator.
I hate explaining jokes!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Some friends have a flat overlooking the bridge just there. I just got news from Mrs wife that luckily they were out to work already when it happened.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett