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Have you ever eaten placenta? 
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mark merrens wrote: Have you ever eaten placenta?
No, but when we birthed at home the mid-wife asked if we wanted to keep it. Some people do. Or perhaps they just feed it to their dog. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Even worse some people keep it, then their fridge breaks down and they ask their next door neighbours to look after it for a short while!
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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That is worse. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Have you ever eaten a dumbbell? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Me? No but sounds like you have: what did it taste like? Hoe many teeth do you have left?
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Nope, nor have I.
But you know what one looks like, yes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: But you know what one looks like, yes
Of course: Dumbbell [^]
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Uck.
But I was expecting this Dumbbell[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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SPAM! You're promoting yourself.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Does that mean I get a pay rise as well?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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RyanDev wrote: those who don't.
What do you mean by that?
Life is too shor
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I just discovered and watched "A Bucket of Blood" - it's amazing how closely one can reuse an entire plot and basic screen play and still get paid. I think they even use the same music in the chase scene (but, alas, no Dentist scene).
Still, loads of fun.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Huh?
How are they anything alike?
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Behavior of the central figures (a nebbish with a crappy job)
His boss - mistreats and demeans him in the store.
Landlady in place of mother (smaller part in happenings)
The accidental small beginnings (stick fingers, stick cat)
The accidental escalation (totally accidental murder as food/subject).
The basically deliberate acquisition of (food vs statue) (Dentist vs Model)
Discovery at a public event (blooming vs art show)
Ultimately, ends own life.
And on and on and on.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Seven years after being defeated by Barack Obama in the crucial Iowa caucuses, Hillary Clinton makes an early return to the Midwestern state that can make or
break aspiring presidents.
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so?
Move political discussion to the soapbox.
I'd rather be phishing!
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looks like a failed attempt at spamming, you must be a failure in life to be a spammer so being a failed spammer must make you? .........
Answers on a postcard please
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: so being a failed spammer must make you?
I don't know what it's called, but they go to a special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
(Sorry, I had to renew my geek card)
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and those that add mixers to malt scotch
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Take me out to the Black, tell them I ain't coming back.
Now I am renewed too
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Dear Maximilien,
I am deeply and truly sorry. May the changes you'll see in your Codeproject experience be of acceptable harm to oyu, your friends and family and your personal pursuit of happiness. I take of course full responsibility for setting things in motion, but at the same time we both have to admit that the effects that I sincerely hope won't mean significant permanent harm to you are beyond our control.
Thing is, and I hang my head in shame, instead of the post you replied to I accidentally reportet your reply as Spam.
May the algorithmic gods have mercy on our souls.
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Hang the spammer Maximilien (he has been reported so it must be true - we need to add this fact to his sig immediately and inform the world of his behaviour)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If you report this in Suggs & Bugs, the hamsters will remove the vote eventually.
Source: Have Uncooked Cumberland Sausages for fingers.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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