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Behavior of the central figures (a nebbish with a crappy job)
His boss - mistreats and demeans him in the store.
Landlady in place of mother (smaller part in happenings)
The accidental small beginnings (stick fingers, stick cat)
The accidental escalation (totally accidental murder as food/subject).
The basically deliberate acquisition of (food vs statue) (Dentist vs Model)
Discovery at a public event (blooming vs art show)
Ultimately, ends own life.
And on and on and on.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Seven years after being defeated by Barack Obama in the crucial Iowa caucuses, Hillary Clinton makes an early return to the Midwestern state that can make or
break aspiring presidents.
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so?
Move political discussion to the soapbox.
I'd rather be phishing!
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looks like a failed attempt at spamming, you must be a failure in life to be a spammer so being a failed spammer must make you? .........
Answers on a postcard please
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: so being a failed spammer must make you?
I don't know what it's called, but they go to a special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
(Sorry, I had to renew my geek card)
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and those that add mixers to malt scotch
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Take me out to the Black, tell them I ain't coming back.
Now I am renewed too
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Dear Maximilien,
I am deeply and truly sorry. May the changes you'll see in your Codeproject experience be of acceptable harm to oyu, your friends and family and your personal pursuit of happiness. I take of course full responsibility for setting things in motion, but at the same time we both have to admit that the effects that I sincerely hope won't mean significant permanent harm to you are beyond our control.
Thing is, and I hang my head in shame, instead of the post you replied to I accidentally reportet your reply as Spam.
May the algorithmic gods have mercy on our souls.
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Hang the spammer Maximilien (he has been reported so it must be true - we need to add this fact to his sig immediately and inform the world of his behaviour)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If you report this in Suggs & Bugs, the hamsters will remove the vote eventually.
Source: Have Uncooked Cumberland Sausages for fingers.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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You bastard Peter! How could you! Hang your head [and any other appendages that are polite] in shame!
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Mel & Sue[^]'s website doesn't appear to have been touched since 2002. How has it managed to still live?
The email sign works, but I haven't received anything aside from a confirmation yet (different address to the one I got the sacking on so I didn't just sign up to a virus delivery service (I'm not quite that stupid)).
I wonder what the oldest website still live is, by oldest I mean longest ago modified, and why it still lives. Does someone just sign off on the invoice every couple of years without thinking, or was it paid for upfront for a long, long time? Is there anyway to find out?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Good news, Ronin is being released on October 2nd.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I raise you
http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/[^]
Last Updated: 2G August 1994
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I can see why that one is still around, looks like some useful real good entertainment there.
Here, hold my beer while I show you something cool! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Sometimes, retro is just cooler.
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Talking of Mel and Sue. What do you make of there Comedic Ability? Most people I come across(wipe it off in disgust) can't stand Sue but don't mind Mel.
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My dad really, really hates Sue. "That hideous bitch" I think is how he last described her.
Mel is naturally very funny because she seems a little bit mental, on 8 out of 10 cats she was very funny indeed.
I can't really remember their time as a double act, can remember watching it but cannot remember if it was any good. Discovered by French & Saunders IIRC.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm with your Dad on that one, really can't stand her and have no idea how she got a career. I have a theory that somebody once told her she was funny when she was 12 and she believed it.
Having said that, I love the GBBO and watch it just to hate her, even watched it instead of England Norway the other week. And no I'm not Gay.
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What did they touch?
Looking at the profiles, their ages haven't been updated since 1998. :p
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GenJerDan wrote: Looking at the profiles, their ages haven't been updated since 1998.
are you married? if so you know that this is SOP, if you are not then download the manual before thinking of taking the plunge
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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chriselst wrote: How has it managed to still live?
Somebody's paying for the server. Or it's running on a 286 in some closet.
Marc
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Old is not necessarily bad, but still.[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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