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Would have got married at the same time, but I was still in Year 11 at the time and didn't meet my wife for just over another 3 years.
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
Believe that and you'll believe anything.
BTW I am trying to transfer £1,000,000 from a bank in China to my home town, and I need someone with an international bank account. If you are willing to help I can offer you a 10% commission on the deal.
In my quest to get a new job I spend the days trawling the job web sites answering emails etc. I got this mail today:
I've just read your CV, and I think you'll fit this job.
You can become a seller assistant for LD Electronics.
It is a new company on the market, but ready to grow fast.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Leonard Goff, one of co owners of
this company, and seeking assistants all over the country ready to
sell our electronics.
The principal requirement is that you need to have a eBay account with
And you need to list our products on eBay, on our behalf.
We will pay around £40-£60 for each listing posted.
You will list at least 2 items every day, you need only one hour free
time any time of the day.
You will get paid just after each listing ends.
Any questions you're welcome to ask.
I just want to check I'm not too paranoid in thinking this is a scam! I seem to remember someone else saying they got similar emails.