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Cats understand how to manipulate people in a way that we give them shelter and food; let them sit on us; let them in, then out, then in, then out again; let them wreck our furniture and won't even get mad... Ancient Egypt worshiped them. And now they have taken over the Internet.
Cats understand way more than just physics, they might be aliens with an intellect vastly superior than our own!
You think the Illuminati or lizards rule the world? Hell no, it's cats!
Cats are alien beings that telepathically send their observations back to their home world, Meow. When they stare at things longer, they're actually sending longer messages, along the lines of "humans keep proving what idiots they are."
I finished watching a random Monty Python video just prior to reading this thread, so naturally I read all these comments in the various voices of the Python troupe. It was extraordinarily entertaining, what with all the non-sequiters and whatnot.
"That's not a cat license. That's a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed off and 'cat' written in crayon."
It's not swindling at all. It shows that cats have a natural intuition about how things work. You don't think much of it because it's absolutely normal for us humans to have it. Not so much for animals though.
As if two jumbo pythons in toilets in ten days were not enough:
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Reportage in Coconuts.co including clear photograph, and English translation of some of the dialog in the video: [^].
Varanus Salvator. While the venom of these critters would (usually) not be fatal to adult humans, the bite would almost certainly carry a whopping load of bad-ass bacteria.
The Thai word for this beast is one syllable, and is considered a very "impolite" word (I'll spare you further exegesis); the word is so "unlucky" that people instead substitute a phrase meaning "silver and gold." Very unlucky to even see one of these, and even more unlucky to kill one. Said with the wrong tone, in the wrong context, to a woman, the word could get something a man considers quite valuable cut off.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 - You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 - When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
In Word, you can, by using templates only, but not other places, like visio.
Well, you can, I suppose, if you set the font for a file before adding anything, and then go to every shape you have and edit the font in them -- but not only is that amount of work not an option, but it stands a good chance of being reverted every time there's even a minor update.
Even saving templates with fonts set doesn't help; the default keeps changing to that ugly, horrible crapibri.
It used to be that you could export an ini file, and edit the font in there (but who needed to? It was already Arial). I spent over an hour, today, looking for that option, but it ain't there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!