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I like INTERCAL's ABSTAIN. You get statements like:
PLEASE ABSTAIN FROM CALCULATING
Also, to exit the program, you use:
PLEASE GIVE UP
The PLEASE is optional. If you don't use it enough, through, the compiler will reject your program for not being polite enough. You do have to be careful with it: using PLEASE too often will get your program rejected for excessive politeness.
When I worked at CompuServe, a coworker wrote some code I was running a test harness on for connecting to the portal. His variable "IBHosed" showed up in the exception if the connection wasn't established.