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I have a first class humanities degree and you expect me to be able to count?
It was DATABASE, right? I was looking for an amusing slant based on the same pattern so I went to OneLook and obviously failed to get the right number of question marks in my search term (ooh, missus!)
He's commenting on the irony of asking people to do the work for a website that is intended to get people to do all the work.
If you want a more fruitful response, you need to ask more specific questions (i.e tell people what exactly you are trying to achieve, where you are stuck and what you have tried). People will be willing to help you but you appear to be asking for an entire solution.
Also, you will receive better responses in the programming forums Quick Answers[^]. This is the Lounge and is intended for lazing about, joking and talking garbage.