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"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
... oh, wait, there is one small problem to handle, ... which depends on a few more others to be done first ... which require ... the circle is restarted untill it incoverges, hopefully to no problem at all
One of the worst side effects of my wife's strokes is that she now thinks all of my chores are accomplished in zero time. As soon as she asks me to do something, she puts that on the 'completed' list and starts looking for the next thing .
I recommend one of these [^] and, as Kornfeld suggested, elevate it with a few MS tomes.
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
To those here old enough to remember - isn't this what the yellow pages is for?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.