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14) A scientist's efforts to get back home are thwarted by a band of monkey-boys.
15) An erudite young man joins a band of hooligans in an effort to find love, but doesn't achieve that goal until some decades after the mysterious death of the leader.
16) A stranger to our shores, on a mission of environmental conservatism, remarks on our liberal use of colorful metaphors.