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Of the complexity of simplistic-purposed outcomes otherwise derived from an amalgamated concoction of variant static data sources, why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways, and why are buildings, having been built, called 'buildings' and, most pressing, where in the blazes does @OriginalGriff get all his TotDs?
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
(Have the applicant persuade you that he is not an AI)
Can I punch the interviewer in the mouth?
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! THE BEST LANGUAGE I'VE EVER WORKED IN! My favorites:
It's a duck-typed and scripted language, so of course the code just works. After all, there's no compilation step to tell you how you screwed up. I love languages like this because you can't screw up!
The use of this and bind is also one of the most intuitive, common sense, easiest things in the world to understand!
And it is SO COOL to be able to determine variable scope by keywords like var and let. Thank god we have moved away from variables scoped by braces!