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Your client is a liar - his e-mail is obviously working.
I think you can safely ignore everything else he complains about based on that.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
The 'email' option next to the 'reply' option is my guess, though I've never tried it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
I got yet another call, to "help me lower my credit card interest rate" today. Through a cosmic bit of timing, I happened to have this video[^] handy. Hopefully the trauma will cause them to remove me from their call cycle, but I'll keep it handy. Just in case.