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One of the worst side effects of my wife's strokes is that she now thinks all of my chores are accomplished in zero time. As soon as she asks me to do something, she puts that on the 'completed' list and starts looking for the next thing .
I recommend one of these [^] and, as Kornfeld suggested, elevate it with a few MS tomes.
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
To those here old enough to remember - isn't this what the yellow pages is for?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Well, only a teency bit. Bought an unsliced French loaf from the supermarket - was still warm. Could not help myself - nothing quite like fresh, warm thick-sliced bread and cold butter. I'll consider it an early lunch.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer. The End