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I think the one having the risk to be distracted by sheeps is @OriginalGriff
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
The only speed limit that I encountered on the way to work came from Holland and tried to sneak onto the highway without being noticed. Perhaps one of his wooden shoes had fallen off and got stuck under the pedal, who knows.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Dream: Last night, I had a dream in which Donald Trump (yes, the POTUS) interviewed me, and gave me a job offer. Don't remember the interview questions or the job description. Just remember that he smiled at me, shook hands with me and offered me the job.
Reality: I am currently looking for some full time or part time engagement in my place, Bangalore, India.
With such a detailed and concise question it's difficult to know where to start
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare