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I won't repeat what I think of the ad agency, except to say they are bunch of utter tw*ts
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
About 40 years ago, one hotel/restaurant in Norway made an announcement in mid summer: Make your table reservations for your Christmas party in time!
So this one comedian - good, but not so well known that his voice was recognized by the hotel staff - called up the hotel and asked for a table for the Christmas party ... the coming weekend. He had a long discussion with the head waiter about the availability of Christmas tree and other decorations, traditional Christmas food, music and Santa and Christmas beer and everything. Not until the caller asked for Christmas snow did the head waiter make an immediate rejection.
The recording of this telephone conversation made a great hit on the radio that summer; it was played again and again. The head waiter must have realized, at some stage, that he was having his leg pulled, but certainly not from the start, and then he sort of had to keep a straight face (/voice, in the phone).
Another well known comedian, Rolv Wesenlund, started his carreer in the early 1960s by making and publishiing a long series of such pranky phone calls, but soon his voice was known by everybody, so he couldn't keep it up. But he established the tradition of pranky phone calls in Norway, and serveral others have kept it alive.
There are some things I'm pretty good at, like programming and writing, and then there are some things at which I'm not so good, like taking care of plants.
In the past three years I've had seven plants of which only two survived, but were dying.
So I decided to fill up all those empty pots and get some green back in the house.
Then I got excited and bought some new ones too.
I now have twelve plants and I've studied them (I read the cards that came with them) and I'm determined not to let them die
I'm full of good intentions, but still... Say a prayer for all those poor plants
With the exception of my youngest daughter, we have quite good success in my family in communing with our chlorophyll hued friends.
I'm a seed sprouter - I've a window full of cactus grown from these tiny black seeds. Also some from fruits I had the pleasure of eating, such as Sabra and Dragon Fruit. Even succulents (very difficult - some seeds look like fine sand). Once they're past infancy, they're rather difficult to kill (over-watering is worse than neglect).
Vegetable garden, too: Five Sweet Millions tomatoes (too many) and seventeen hot peppers of unknown varieties. Actually, I can identify some, now: Serrano, pablano, jalapeno, Anaheim, Hungarian hot wax. The identification comes along with them becoming part of last night's dinner. Hoping for a habanaro or two, and more varieties as their mysteries unfold.
Your problem is that you need to spend the night with them sharing intimate secrets. I don't do that, but then, I don't have problems growing things . . .
VNC? Remote desktop?
For what you describe... it should do the job
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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