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I think there is no correct answer to such questions. It's more about how you react and, if needed, an easy way to get rid of you. You simply 'failed' at that question. Last time I had that kind of stuff, they asked me what kind of animal I would like to be. Just what Buddha also asked me last tome around and I still did not get to be a Bonobo.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.