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Nice one, going through my list of music and I came up with the following (excluding the ones you already mentioned):
Vanilla Fudge (does vanilla count?)
The Electric Prunes
Have you ever tried field rations? That's mummified (sometimes even petrified) food stocked by the military. It's not supposed to taste good. That's just a bonus. A good field cook can help a lot in this respect. All it has to do is fill your belly and give you enough calories to keep on going. And it has to remain edible for decades.
No matter what you think of McShrek, but any homemade hamburger would probably look the same. The bread becomes stale and dehydrated quickly and lasts forever in that state. Cheese hardens and also lasts forever. The meat I don't know, but it has been fried and is quite greasy, so it probably also dehydrates before decomposing.
That's just the way it is. A hamburger mummy looks very much like a fresh hamburger.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
I remember when my family first moved to Alaska (1959) my dad was part of the Air National Guard unit and acquired expired C Rations periodically. We used to take them when we went hunting for moose, bear and caribou. Actually pretty good once you figured out what the codes meant on the cans (DO NOT pick the 'potatoes' and try for the canned peaches)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long