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I had this email in my inbox this morning - the subject read as follows:
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN AWARD A LUMP!!!
We are pleased to inform you of the result that just concluded annual final draws held on the (October 13th 2018) by the Facebook Group in cash promotion to encourage the usage of Facebook World Wide,And your name was among the 20 lucky winners who won $3,000,000.00 USD (Three Million United States Dollars Only) each on the Facebook Group Promotion Award attached to Lucky Number (23456895718),Ticket Number (4647600564789),Batch Number (255123/8872/244) & Serial Number (4637434551907).
Now, if only I had a Facebook account that uses the email address they targeted!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer. The End
I got the same email (with the same numbers), and I don't even have a farcebook account.
You're too late, though - I already claimed the winnings.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
Sounds like you need to create an(other?) fArseBook account using that email to claim your early retirement.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt