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I'd say the full adder is twice as poisonous as the half adder. That's common maths!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Seen in Chiang Mai last night, posted to a local forum: [^]
Video on the news last week of a bloke pulling a 5.5m python out of his laundry and then with the help of his Mum putting it in a bag.
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
How heartless! It's nice and warm in there! And then someone comes and drags you out into the cold again.
My poor mother had to live in fear for years that a Texas rattlesnake might pay us such a visit. Never happened, but her most fearful encounter was with a tarantula that was still cold and stiff from the night. She poked it with a short stick to chase it away. Until I told her how far a tarantula can jump.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.